pull a grey hair end up with three more

You know the old wives tale that if you pull out your grey hairs three more will grow in their place. Well I am sure the same goes for emails as for every one that I clear and respond to another 3 magically appear.

I think I will declare myself a luddite and go and live in the country.

Lud·dite

n.

1. Any of a group of British workers who between 1811 and 1816 rioted and destroyed laborsaving textile machinery in the belief that such machinery would diminish employment.

2. One who opposes technical or technological change.

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[After Ned Ludd, an English laborer who was supposed to have destroyed weaving machinery around 1779.]

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